Go Hogs Go! ... cont'd

Tusk, a huge Russian boar, rode majestically inside a large, caged trailer. On top of the trailer, sat the Arkansas cheerleaders, calling the Hogs, continually. The cheerleaders threw beaded bracelets and necklaces to the spectators, and Cap joined the crowd as they passed, “Woooooooooo, Pig! Sooie…Razorbacks!”  Downright exhilarating.
 
Tusk surveyed the scene with a critical eye and a grunt. Obviously, he approved.
 
Cap moved with the crowd as the parade passed, up Dickson to the Greek Theater, on campus, for the pep rally. The Chi Omega Greek Theater, listed in the National Registry of Historic Places, is used for commencements, concerts, dramas and pep rallies, on campus.
 
The band filed in and cranked up the music while Big Red (“the Fighting Razorback”),  and Pork Chop pranced and Sue E. danced, and the Cheerleaders and Pom Squad revved the crowd into a frenzy. Cheerleaders from the past were recognized, and of course, there were speakers – with braggin’ and brave predictions of a victory tomorrow. The crowd, mostly students, was raucous, wild at times, breaking loose.
 
When the rally broke up, the crowd surged back to Dickson, where the revelry was already full-scale. Nightlife on Dickson Street peaks during a home football weekend. Party places from the past have set the bar high – and it’s still up there, today.  From The Gypsy to Stir, 4-1-4, Brewskis (71 beers on tap, ya’ know), George’s, Roger’s Rec and the piano bar - Willy D’s - the legend continues, as they say.  Dickson roared that night, and Cap floated on the music, up and down the street, then back to the Best Western.
 
He fell into bed and as he drifted into a deep snooze, he saw…Tusk, grinning, winking, and in a deep baritone voice, singing,
 
 “For it’s A-R-K-A-N-S-A-S, for Arkansas, Fight, Fight, Fight…”
 
Then Tusk was running right at him, snorting, breathing fire. Cap jerked upright in bed, chest heaving, heart pounding, looking frantically for a way out… but it was just a dream, a powerful vision to be sure…but only a dream - and it was over, all was well – it was morning, it was…Gameday. 
 
Gameday
Cap stumbled out of bed, shaking. As he showered, shaved and dressed, he wondered what the dream could mean. He confirmed the essentials: game ticket; binoculars; camera; fold-up schedule of match-ups and game times, nationwide; lineups; cash. Check.
 
Next, he scrutinized his gameday look - classic Arkansas Cardinal and White: Cardinal cap with the picture of a Hog on the crown; Cardinal shirt, “HOGS” across the chest - and the Hog snout over his nose - okay, but something was missing, something was wrong.
 
And then it came to him - of course - the dream.  Tusk was telling him, “if you’re gonna go, go Whole Hog or not at all!”  He tossed the cap onto the bed, and sat the Hog Head on his head, like a crown. The image in the mirror was nasty, intimidating. He felt great. 
 
It was early when Cap parked in the lot at West and Dickson and stepped off toward campus. With a mid-afternoon kickoff, he wanted to get an early jump – find a place to catch GameDay then check out the tailgating scene.
 
He walked at a steady pace to the Arkansas Union, picked up a java and sweet roll in RZ’s Coffee House, and found a primo seat in the TV Room. The ESPN GameDay show was just coming on, live from Tallahassee, for Notre Dame at Florida State. When Corso donned the headdress picking the ‘Noles – his Alma Mater – the crowd groaned as Cap chuckled and headed out to the Hog’s Trough.
 
Around the stadium and down Razorback Road he hiked to the Hog’s Trough.  With a view of Razorback Stadium, the arena, track and baseball stadium - the area is truly a tailgater’s paradise - or in simpler terms: when you’re at the Hog’s Trough you’re in Hog Heaven!
 
It was all there – RVs, smoking grills, freezers chilling, TVs blinking, fight songs floating and footballs flying through the crisp fall air. And food. Brats, burgers, dogs and barbeque, lots of barbeque.
 
A hefty bearded Hog fan, wearing a Hog Head, (the guy looked kind of like Tusk, really) offered Cap the feature dish of the day, “Roasted Rebel.”  There was no way to detect just what was in the mysterious-looking substance, but he could see that it contained plenty of meat, and besides - anyone wearing a Hog Head could be trusted.  He took a plate and woofed it down, no questions asked. Quite tasty.    
 
TC wiped his hands and fell in with the Hog Army moving toward Razorback Stadium. He stopped short, remembered, and pulled out his wallet. A warm feeling swept over him.  Back in January, he had planned this trip. He had called the athletic ticket office and learned that single-game tickets go on sale on a date certain. He marked his calendar, set his alarm and called early. His efforts were rewarded in August when it showed up, magically, in his mailbox. And now the pay-off – he pulled it out: “ticket in hand.”
 
He entered Razorback Stadium on the west side and discovered “Bowl Alley,” in the concourse underneath, with displays of each Arkansas bowl team. The south end zone concourse has “All American Alley” and on the east side is “Championship Alley,” with tributes to championships and every football letterman. The concessions and restrooms throughout the stadium are fan-friendly, as convenient as any Cap has seen – and he’s seen a bunch.  
 
Inside, Tusk was pulled on a tour around the perimeter of the field in his chariot, and then parked by the tunnel door behind the north end zone, where he would have a good view of the battle. Boss Hog - the 9-foot-tall inflatable mascot - joined Big Red, Pork Chop and Sue E., cranking up the crowd.  

The Razorback Marching Band came down the field playing the Arkansas Fight Song, followed by the Alma Mater. Then the band formed up in the shape of a giant “A”, with the top of the “A” near the Hogs’ locker room. Houston Nutt led the team run-out onto the gridiron through the “A,” and within minutes it was on: Ole Miss vs. Arkansas.

Ole Miss jumped on top with a safety when Matt Jones was flagged for intentional grounding in the end zone, 2-0 Rebels. Arkansas answered with a 29-yard David Carlton field goal near the end of the first quarter, putting the Hogs out front, 3-2.

As the second quarter unfolded, the contest turned into a shoot-out, with the Razorbacks having the upper hand, and after Jones connected with George Wilson for a TD, it was 27-11 Arkansas, at intermission.

Big Red and Sue E. were decked out in formal attire, as part of the halftime Homecoming Ceremony. Extremely regal, Cap concluded. 

Arkansas owned the second half, despite a 414-yard passing day by the Rebels’ Eli Manning, and the Hogs closed it out with a flurry. De’Arrius Howard scored on a five-yard run and Tom Crowder recovered the following kickoff for a TD. Then it was Howard again on a 38-yard jaunt to wrap up the scoring derby, final: Arkansas 48 - Ole Miss 28.

Cap joined with joyful Razorback fans as they called the Hogs throughout the contest, becoming louder and more frequent as the fourth quarter wound down and victory came closer. Arms high overhead, fingers waving on “Woooooooooo”, arms pumping down on “Pig!” up again on “Sooie!” - three times through - then the punch line, “Razorbacks!” Powerful stuff.

At the final gun Houston Nutt climbed the tall ladder in front of the student section and led the band and fans in playing and singing the Arkansas Fight Song. As Cap worked his way slowly along, past Old Main and down the hill to Dickson Street, the calling of the Hogs echoed out of the stadium and across campus, over and over, again and again:

“Woooooooooo, Pig, Sooie
Woooooooooo, Pig, Sooie
Woooooooooo, Pig, Sooie…Razorbacks!”

As the sun sank over Razorback Stadium, the throng flowed down the hill and into the restaurants and bars along Dickson, filling the area with fans – Hog Wild and happy.

Cap chowed down on a scrumptious barbeque dinner at Benson’s, then headed across the street to The Gypsy, where he quenched his powerful thirst – still dry from so much Hog calling – and watched the nation’s showdowns flash across the screens throughout the bar.

He left the experts in Brewskis replaying the victory, and wheeled slowly back to the Best Western.  In his room it was GameDay Final, with scores, highlights and helmet stickers.  Cap fell into a peaceful sleep with the words of the Alma Mater in his ears, “…From those who adore to one who adores us-- Mother of Mothers, we sing unto you…” No dreams, no visions tonight – those demons were behind him.

Rearview mirror
Sunday morning, after one last dip under the flags, he drove to the Common Grounds for a gourmet breakfast: a Cinnful roll with pecans, a Spinach Parmesan Scrambler, and a mocha latte’.  Then he cruised slowly around the campus, past the stadium, down
Razorback Road to 6th, onto I-540 and north - away from Fayetteville, toward Missouri.

With the morning sun climbing to his right, Cap’s thoughts drifted back over the weekend. What defines the Arkansas Razorback football experience?   Dickson Street, Senior Walk, Razorback Stadium, the Cardinal and White, Frank Broyles, the Museum at the Broyles Athletic Center, Big Red, Boss Hog, Pork Chop and Sue E., Tusk, the Razorback Marching Band, The Arkansas Fight Song, the Alma Mater, the “A”, the snout and the Hog Head, calling the Hogs and Old Main.

The blast of a horn jolted him back to the present. He looked in his rear-view mirror and there, through the back window, laughing wildly, was…Tusk! Cap squinted, shook his head and looked again. Nothing.  Tusk had vanished.

“Man, this place can take over your mind!” he murmured, aloud. He turned on the radio – something to change his mood, clear his head.  First static, then, wafting from the speakers, loud and clear, “Woooooooooo, Pig!…” 



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